How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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guess what what ...

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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