- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Two baby seals walk into a club.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

I have cancer. And you're next.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Peas

this website is a bad joke

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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