- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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