So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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ur gey

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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