Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Racial Equality

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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no rasist joks

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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