What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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