- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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