- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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