Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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