- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Gay republicans

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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