- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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