- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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