What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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