why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Gus's mom

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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