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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Feminism.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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