Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

hard cheese

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

This is a joke.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Anti-jokes are funny.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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