- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Pickles

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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