Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Your big dick.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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