Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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womans having rights.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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