A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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