- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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