- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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