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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Robin, get in the car!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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