Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Equal rights!

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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