Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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