- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Neither did she.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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