- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

a man makes a bad joke

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A fat guy!

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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