- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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