- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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