- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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