rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

You're welcome. On to the next house.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

men, men like men= men+bed

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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