What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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What's the new green? Green

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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