- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why? Why not?

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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