Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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