- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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