- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A Chinese man fails a math test

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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