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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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