- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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