- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

One, two, three, four and five

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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