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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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