- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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