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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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