- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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