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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

penis. nuff said.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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