why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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