Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Balls

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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