- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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