You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Anti Joke

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