Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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