- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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