- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A miserable man committed suicide.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

This is my favorite antijoke.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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