- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

A blonde dies Lololol

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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