- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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