- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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