- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

I hate blackniggers

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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