- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Women's Rights.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's the difference between a duck?

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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