Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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