- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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