Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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