Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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