What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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