Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I am a mime

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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