- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

I'm Polish.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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