Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

a black man pays his child support

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

A man was shot. He died.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

can you touch your toes? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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