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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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