- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why do fat people commit suicide

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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