- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

So a horse walks into a barn.

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