How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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a black man pays his child support

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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