- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Gordon Brown smiles.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

I was once a hamster.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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