- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

knock knock... ...no answer

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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