What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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