- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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