- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

autistic kids rock

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

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