- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Sam Hengal.

What's brown an sticky Shit

5 Italian guys from Long Island

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

u know whats a crime? rape

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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