what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Anti Joke

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