- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

penis. nuff said.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

yolo your orange looks orange

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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