- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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