What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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my penis

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Error 37.

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Andoni was here

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Corn Muffins

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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