If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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You know what's funny? Rape

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Ross.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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