- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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