- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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