Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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