- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A house comes around the corner.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Phew... it's gone.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

I'm Polish.

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