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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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