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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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