- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.