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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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