What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Men's rights

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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